Best Pick-up Lines for Book Lovers
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Everyone knows that pick-up lines are cheesy and are more likely to earn you a slap than a phone number. But, with these 20 book-related pick-up lines, you might just be able to Slytherin and claim victory with your special girl/guy.
Disclaimer: Pegasus Publishers is not responsible for the reactions you may receive when attempting to use these pick-up lines.
- I’ll be a Jane around the house but a Bertha in bed.
- My name may not be Luna, but I sure do Love Good
- Girl, you raise my temperature way past Fahrenheit 451.
- I’m a Ravenclaw on the streets, but a Gryffindor between the sheets.
- If you give me yo’ number, I’ll live up to all your Great Expectations.
- Are you Five People? ’Cause I just met you, and I’m in Heaven.
- You must be a library book… because I can’t stop checking you out.
- If you played quidditch, you’d be a keeper.
- Nice buns! Is your name Peeta?
- It’s no wonder Big Brother’s watching you. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re 1984.
- It’s funny that you’re reading Tennessee Williams, since you’re the only 10 I see.
- Call me Ishmael. When can I call you?
- We could make such a beautiful library together.
- Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you, my heart was Gone with the Wind.
- Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print!
- Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
- You must be my Patronus because until you were near, it felt like dementors were sucking away all my happiness.
- Not even Snape could Severus apart.
- Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
- I could show you my world, but I’m sure you own a mirror.
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