When his owner walked through the door, it was hard to see what she was carrying. Pulling out an object from her shopping bag, Theodore realized to his horror that she had bought yet another hat for him to wear! That's it! Thought Theodore. This time its war! Theodore is a dog with a plan, a plan to be free from gaudy, uncomfortable, outfits once and for all. Will his cunning schemes succeed or will he be doomed to a life of unfashionable attire? Find out in this story about a most inventive pooch and his fashion-driven owner. Who will win this fashion battle? Theodore the dog or his master?