Book Jokes
Enjoy your day with some book jokes!
Enjoy your day with some book jokes!
Why are first books afraid of their sequels? Because they always come after them.
What did the comedian say to Harry Potter? Why so Sirius?
Man: CAN I HAVE A BURGER AND CHIPS? Librarian: This is a library! Man: (whispers) Can I have a burger and chips?
My father gave me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday… I couldn’t find the words to thank him.
What did one book say to the other one? … I just wanted to see if we are on the same page.
Did you read the dachshund’s autobiography? It’s a long story.
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird
Why did Shakespeare always write in pen? Pencils were confusing to him. 2B or not 2B?
Romeo: Check out this cat video
Juliet: Omg dead
Juliet: Hello
Juliet: Romeo
Juliet: I didn't mean literally dead
Juliet: Romeo!!
I’m reading a book about antigravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind . . . it’s tearable.
I just finished this book about Mount Everest. It was a cliff-hanger.
I had plans to begin reading a book about sinkholes, but they fell through.
Why are first books afraid of their sequels? Because they always come after them.
What did the comedian say to Harry Potter? Why so Sirius?
Man: CAN I HAVE A BURGER AND CHIPS? Librarian: This is a library! Man: (whispers) Can I have a burger and chips?
My father gave me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday… I couldn’t find the words to thank him.
What did one book say to the other one? … I just wanted to see if we are on the same page.
Did you read the dachshund’s autobiography? It’s a long story.
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird
Why did Shakespeare always write in pen? Pencils were confusing to him. 2B or not 2B?
Romeo: Check out this cat video
Juliet: Omg dead
Juliet: Hello
Juliet: Romeo
Juliet: I didn't mean literally dead
Juliet: Romeo!!
I’m reading a book about antigravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind . . . it’s tearable.
I just finished this book about Mount Everest. It was a cliff-hanger.
I had plans to begin reading a book about sinkholes, but they fell through.
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