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Best Pick-up Lines for Book Lovers

Everyone knows that pick-up lines are cheesy and are more likely to earn you a slap than a phone number. But, with these 20 book-related pick-up lines, you might just be able to Slytherin and claim victory with your special girl/guy.

21 July, 2017

Everyone knows that pick-up lines are cheesy and are more likely to earn you a slap than a phone number. But, with these 20 book-related pick-up lines, you might just be able to Slytherin and claim victory with your special girl/guy.

Disclaimer: Pegasus Publishers is not responsible for the reactions you may receive when attempting to use these pick-up lines.

  1. I’ll be a Jane around the house but a Bertha in bed.
  1. My name may not be Luna, but I sure do Love Good
  1. Girl, you raise my temperature way past Fahrenheit 451.
  1. I’m a Ravenclaw on the streets, but a Gryffindor between the sheets.
  1. If you give me yo’ number, I’ll live up to all your Great Expectations.
  1. Are you Five People? ’Cause I just met you, and I’m in Heaven.
  1. You must be a library book… because I can’t stop checking you out.
  1. If you played quidditch, you’d be a keeper.
  1. Nice buns! Is your name Peeta?
  1. It’s no wonder Big Brother’s watching you. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re 1984.
  1. It’s funny that you’re reading Tennessee Williams, since you’re the only 10 I see.
  1. Call me Ishmael. When can I call you?
  1. We could make such a beautiful library together.
  1. Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you, my heart was Gone with the Wind.
  1. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print!
  1. Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
  1. You must be my Patronus because until you were near, it felt like dementors were sucking away all my happiness.
  1. Not even Snape could Severus apart.
  1. Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
  1. I could show you my world, but I’m sure you own a mirror.