Craig Winstanley never left school and still hasn’t
decided what he wants to be when he grows up. He
found out that if you happen to have the knack of
passing exams, you end up as a Professor. Along
the way, children appeared, and to entertain them he
invented a silly king called Throb and made up some
stories. He was born and still lives in Lancashire,
having retired from the Professor thing, and his two
children now tower over him.