Michael always harboured the desire to become a professional Aussie Rules football player despite his lack of height, skill and speed. Instead, he settled for a not so mediocre life with many mishaps along the way.
Michael hopes his two daughters don't follow his lead and cause mayhem and trouble for their father, although he thinks genetics will ultimately prevail.
This book is Michael's first foray at writing and he was encouraged by family and friends to write his memoirs while he still has the memory to recall his adventures.
