This is a fictional, chaotic, humorous yarn of corporate greed and how companies, in cahoots with governments and councils, want to manipulate the people of the land into being more subservient and less bloody militant.

The plan is to change the food we eat by incorporating a special additive that will make us doff our caps a whole lot more and stop us questioning them. It will make our buying habits more predictable and obvious and turn us into sheeple, making the corporates a load more money in the process.

This heinous idea doesn't quite go to plan, though. A few intrepid, ‘sod youze' types have cottoned onto this devious plan and go all out to stop and expose it and the devious companies and politicians behind it.