Whose calling is it to curate the Earth? In the current cycle of evolution, Nature is in decline. And humankind is the cause. In the time available, Democracy is in no fit state to tend to Nature at humanity's expense. Religion and Science are preoccupied. And yet human behaviours and beliefs must change. Some coercion is necessary. The fightback must limit human freedoms. Animal Farm debunked the Soviets. The Human Zoo debunks humanity. Look through the eyes of animals. See aliens destroy the planet. This book tears off hypocrisy. Culprits are identified. Warrants are issued. Shibboleths ridiculed. Swift is invoked. Satire and Iconoclasm call humanity to the dock. The Zoo is the court room in which a polar bear, a Camudi snake, an agouti, a giant anteater, eels, fungi, ants, birds, butterflies examine the evidence and come up with a plan to change humanity.