Lance Cerff
Introducing a crusty old codger with a twisted sense of humour, as displayed in the twenty-odd books written by him: some for children; also hysterically historical tales, others spooky, a few of them gruesome, but usually offbeat. He is a fit eighty-three-year-old with a beautiful wife, four adult children, twelve grandchildren and three great grandchildren. He loves sport and has played cricket, rugby, tennis, hockey, football, squash, golf, table tennis, is keen on fishing and did car-rallying for many years. But now he's getting too stiff to tie his shoelaces and finds pleasure in pounding the story-telling keyboard.